Nuku's journal of his life after fame

10:55 pm - 9:00 AM: Nuku begins the day!

Like tired from a long night, the sun awakens in the skyline, and yawns a millon of warm rays over the forest.. the birds sing together cheerfuly, in chorus, all orchestrating this beautiful morning. The (few remaining) flowers in Nuku's tree also open their petals to embrace it, while shaking off the morning dew.

-Humph- says Nuku, evidently annoyed by the birds, as he screams
-Shut the fuck up you half assed chickens! Cant you see went to sleep only an hour ago? Why did I have
to save this shitty world from the space aliens? It wansnt worth it I tell you! No one fucking respects
me for it! And you know what the worst thing is?...

But he interrupted his yelling as some horrible odor was getting to his nose..
(Note: I believe nuku is a male squirrel, but I could never prove it nor really wish to do it, so I may be wrong. If i am, I suppose "her" habits would be even stranger)
Nuku noticed he was laying over a big puddle of tequila puke.
-Damn it, why does this thing have to come out while I'm sleeping? Squirrels should be allowed to have crappers, like any respected alcoholic.

Nuku climbed down the tree, allways trying to make sure that no paparazzis were around.
Although they are seen less and less.. this has become an habit nowadays. Nuku still remembers how
newspapers and magazines kept annoucing scandals regarding how the world savior has been
caught doing all kind of naughty stuff.
Nuku knows that, for many of his doings, he should have been put to jail a long ago time ago. All the life-long freedoms that he was given when he saved the world, are being regretted now by many.
But in any case, Nuku is very strong, and fast (well, in theory, as he defeated the evil alien emperor), so people and governments are not willing to mess with him, at least for now.

-I'm low on vodka- said nuku -I'll make sure to bring some when I return-, and he prepared to leave the forest.
He spotted a beautiful spot full of flowers of all colors of the rainbow, maybe as tall as him, and he ran towards it in joy..
-Ahh nothing like a good piss, gotta get all the alcohol out.

He finally approached route 237,and waited for a car to pass by. As soon as he saw one he signalled
it to stop, and approached to talk to a lovely couple on board.
-Hey boys, you know who am I, right?- Said Nuku

-N..No sir, said the boy, nervously moving his hand back to the wheel. His girlfriend was shaking next to him.
-HAHA! Good one, but you do. Now, I am in need of a car, yours look good, give it to me.
-Why should we do that! You are an evil drunken skirrel!- screamed the girl while her boyfriend tried to calm her down.
-Maybe- answered Nuku - but you wouldnt be driving here if it wasnt for me, you know? you OWE me that, so now please, your car.

Both stepped down and nuku got in, leaving them in the middle of the road.

-Does he allways do that? - asked the girl
-Yeah, fucking freeloader squirrel, what could I possibly do? Next time we'll take the other route..

The day has just begun..